i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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