Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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