Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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