The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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