we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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