idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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