Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Verdict: uncircumcised.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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