the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
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