When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
My balls are so social today.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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