Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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