I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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