My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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