I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
