fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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