i think my mom watched the whole time
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Send help, water and tortillas.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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