Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
It's shark week go big or go home
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
