Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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