So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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