and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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