Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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