But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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