Whod you bang
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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