This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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