yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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