Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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