I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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