Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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