I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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