I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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