How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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