Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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