You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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