I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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