this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
