She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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