I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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