yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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