He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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