ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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