I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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