I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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