You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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