yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I need to sanitize my soul.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
The adults are the big ones right?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
