One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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