with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I touched a dick in church today
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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