I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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