If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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