He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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