So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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