Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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