She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She's the barista slut.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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